初一能看都的英语笑话或者故事

Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning?
Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go slow".
老师:为什么你每天早晨都迟到?
汤姆:每当我经过学校的拐角处,僦看见一个牌子仩写着"学校----慢行".
.A bit of advice for those about to retire.If you are only 65,never move to a retirement community.Everybody else is in their 70s,80s,or 90s.So when something has to be moved,lifted or loaded,they yell,'Get the kid.'
这里想对将要退休者提一点忠告.如果你只有65岁的话,千万别进退休社区.因为那里人人都七八十岁或者八九十岁了.每当要搬东西,抬东西或者装东西时,他们就叫喊,“让小的干吧.”
2.Mother:Freddie,why is your face so red?
Freddie:I was running up the street to stop a fight.
Mother:That's a very nice thing to do.Who was fighting?
Freddie:Me and Jackie Smith.
妈妈：弗雷迪,你的脸为什么那么红?
弗雷迪：我刚才在大街上跑,为的是阻止一次打架?
妈妈：你做的对,谁和谁在打架.
弗雷迪：我和杰克·史密斯.