英语翻译
英语翻译
倒霉的德国兵
二战期间,一队比利时兵和一队德国兵遭遇.双方都掩藏起来,没办法互相射击.比利时兵的队长说：“我有一个主意,德国人都叫汉斯,我们喊他们的名字,他们一站起来就开枪.”
比利时士兵照做：“汉斯!”
“到.”一名德国兵站了起来.
“啪”……
“汉斯!”
“到.”
“啪”……
死了几个人之后,德国人似乎明白怎么回事并如法炮制.“他们都叫乔特.”
“乔特!”
“是你吗,汉斯?”
“是!”
“啪”……
The Hapless German Soldier
During the World War II,a Belgium troop encountered a German troop.They both were hiding so that they could not shoot each other.The Belgium captain said,"I've got an idea.German are all called Hans.We can just call their names and shoot them when they stand up."
The Belgium soilders followed the strategy and called,"Hans!"
"Yes." A German soldier stood up.
"Pa!"...
"Hans!"
"Yes"
"Pa!"
After several people had died,the German realised the truth and imitated."They are all called Jort."
"Jort!"
"Is that you,Hans?"
"Yes!"
"Pa."...