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英语翻译
The thinking behind the innovation was apparently,that if kids are already reluctant to eat brussels,sprouts,asparagus,and other questionable flora,what better meal-time strategy than to flash-freeze the offering foodstuffs into phlegm green blocks,wrap them in wax packaging,and stockpile them in a vapor-belching Deepfreeze from which they can be withdrawn before dinner like a preserved brain being readied for transplant?
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背后的创新思维显然,如果孩子已经不愿意吃布鲁塞尔,豆芽,芦笋,和其他有问题的植物,比闪存什么好吃饭时间战略冻结成块的绿色痰提供食品,包装在他们蜡包装及储存在水蒸气它们冒着速冻,使他们可以像之前保存的大脑被撤回晚宴移植readied?
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创新背后的思想是显而易见的:如果孩子们已经不喜欢吃汤菜(一种很像小白菜的绿色蔬菜),豆芽,芦笋和其它有问题的植物.那么最好的做饭策略就是:速冻一下提供的食品,使之成为低温的绿色块,用蜡包装好,并存放在一个喷气式的低温冷藏室里,然后在吃饭之前,可以像准备好被移植的保存好的大脑那样拿出来.