关于高中生活的英语三分钟对话

不懂的问我哈!
A:Hi,long time no see!Pal
B:Hi,How are you doing!You’ve lost for a long time.Where have you been?
A:Yeah,I was trained in a university for a chemistry Olympic competition.
B:Cool!How many days?
A:Half a month.
B:Well,a little bit long.Tough?
A:What do you mean?The training process,chemistry test questions,or something else?
B:I mean all of them.
A:Well,the training process,it’s really horrible,and I don’t wanna talk about it.
B:Come on,I’d like to know.
A:Okay,we were tortured everyday.I thought it was a small piece of cake,but when I got there,I found I’m totally wrong.Every time when the teacher put……
B:Stop it!Please don’t say the word “teacher”,it makes me nervous.
A:what a funny guy!
B:there’s nothing funny about this!
A:What’s wrong with you?You’ve been tortured by your teacher again?
B:Oh,god,I’ve told you,do not mention that word again.
A:I’ m sorry!
B:That’s really a nightmare.No,nightmares.
A:I can see that.Tell me some about that.
B:forget about it,I don’t wanna talk about it too.
A:no,it’s not fair!
B:ok,well,I don’t know what he is made of?
A:who?Oops!
B:Don’t be a jerk.I am avoiding that word as possible as I can to protect my fragile heart.
A:ok.You keep your sense of humor all the time.
B:Just cut the crap and listen to me!
A:all by ears!
B:one day when I was smoking in my dorm,he suddenly came in like a ghost.I almost swallowed the cigarette butt when I saw him.
A:well,he’s right.Smoking is quite bad to your health.You should not do this any more!And what’s the consequence?
B:well,sweeping the floor of my classroom for a whole week.
A:you deserve it!
B:And I’m not stupid,I just picked the wastepaper and removed the dust on the runway to the ground under the table.
A:I don’t get it
B:to make the classroom is seemed clean,but the dust is still there.I just hide it.
A:and I think you hide the garbage too.
B:You’re a genius!How do you know that?
A:Dogs always eat shit.Where did you hide the garbage?
B:Under the platform!
A:If he knows these,you are a dead man!
B:hey,we are brothers right?You wouldn’ta leak the secret!
A:of course!I’m your fast friend!
B:ok,ooh,it’s almost lunch time,it’s my treat this time!What are you in mood for?
A:let’s go and see.