英语翻译

英语翻译
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I hadn’t really planned on taking a trip this time of year,and yet I found myself packing rather hurriedly.I knew in advance that this trip was going to be unpleasant.
I’m talking about my annual Guilt Trip.I got tickers to fly there on WISH – I – HAD’ airlines.I dragged my baggage all the way,which was weighted down with a thousand memories of ‘what might have been’.No one greeted me at the ‘Regret City’ International Airport.
As I checked into the Last Resort Hotel,I noticed to miss that great hosting occasion.
Many leading citizens went there.First,there was the ‘Should – Have - Done’ family.Then came the ‘I – Wish’ family.Of course,the ‘Opportunities’ family,‘Missed and Lost’,surely made an appearance.They each had a dad story to share.‘It’s – Their - Fault’ treated us with stories about how things had failed in his life,and each story was applauded by ‘Don’t – Blame - Me’ and ‘I – Couldn’t – Help – It.’
To make a long story short,I became very depressed at the party as usual .
But as I though about all the stories of failures brought back from the past,it occurred to me that all of this trip and ‘pity party’ could have been cancelled by ME!
I truly realized that I didn’t have to be there to be depressed.One thing kept going through my mind – I can’t change yesterday,but I do have the power to make today a wonderful day.Knowing this,I left ‘Regret City’ immediately.Am I sorry for mistakes I’ve made in the past?YES!But there is no physical way to undo them.
So,if you’re planning a trip to ‘Regret City’,please cancel all your reservations now.Instead,take a trip to a placed called ‘Starting Again’,which I like so much that I’ve made it my permanent residence.My neighbors,the ‘I – Forgive - Myselfs’ and the ‘New - Starts’ are so very helpful.
By the way,you don’t have to carry around heavy baggage,because the load is lifted from your shoulders upon arrival.Surely you’ll find this great town – it’s in your own heart.Look me up if you’re ready for a total change in your life.I live on ‘I – CAN – DO – IT ’ Street.
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