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英语翻译
唐僧四人坐飞机去旅游,途中飞机失事,可是降落伞只有三把.
于是,唐僧说了,大家来答题,答不出来的跳下去.
唐僧:悟空,天上有几个太阳呀?
悟空:一个.
唐僧:好,给你一把.
唐僧:沙僧,天上有几个月亮啊?
沙僧:一个.
唐僧:好,也给你一把.
一旁的八戒好开心,
唐僧:八戒,天上有几颗星星啊?
....
八戒跳了下去.
没过多久,他们四人又坐飞机去旅游了.途中又失事,降落伞还是只有三把.
他们又继续回答问题.
唐僧:悟空,*什么时候成立呀?
悟空:1949年.
唐僧:好.给你一把.
唐僧:沙僧,解放战争,死了多少人啊?
沙僧:250万人.
唐僧:好,也给你一把.
唐僧:八戒,那250万人的名字是什么呀?
.八戒又只好跳了下去.
第三次,他们四人又坐飞机去旅游了,途中又出事故了.
这时候,八戒说到:师傅,你不用问了,我自己跳.
然后就纵身一跳.
唐僧合手:阿弥陀佛,这次降落伞有四把....
如果觉得太长的话,译个关键词吧、、、“唐僧四人、悟空、沙僧、八戒、飞机失事、降落伞、跳了下去、*什么时候成立、解放战争、阿弥陀佛、
众人拾柴火焰高~译越多越好、最多的两天内给报酬~
同学们最好不要用翻译器啊、、那个太不给力了、、很多地方错的、、因为我英语课要讲的,请大家帮我翻精确一点~

Four monk to travel by plane,a plane crash on his way,but only three parachutes.
Thus,Tang Seng said,we come to answer,not answer to the jump.
Monkey:Monkey King,How many sun in the sky?
Monkey King:One.
Monkey:Well,give you one.
Monkey:Drifting,How many moon in the sky?
Drifting:One.
Monkey:Well,it gives you one.
Side of the Pig so happy,these question are so easy.
Monkey:Journey,How manystars in the sky
....
Pig jumped down.
Before long,four of them and fly to travel.The way they crash,or only three parachutes.
They went on to answer questions.
Monkey:Monkey,when the PRC was established it?
Monkey:1949.
Monkey:Okay.Give you one.
Monkey:Drifting,the liberation war,How many people died?
Drifting:250 million people.
Monkey:Well,it gives you one.
Monkey:Journey,that 250 million people in the name of what?
.Pig has had to jump down.
Third,four of them and to travel by plane,and on the way and an accident.
At this time,Journey said:Master,don't ask any questions,I jump!
And then plunged into the stream.
Monkey put hands together:Amitabha,the parachute has four....
经过一定详尽的修改咯,你再看看有什么问题,因为啊,我只是个初三 !