英语翻译

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英语翻译
Today,I surprised to see someone bring a rule with her and I just wonder if this kind of rule suffer you a lot when you was a child.(想要表达的意思是我今天看到了别人的书包里插了一把木尺,那把尺看上去很像我一发小小时候他父母用来打他的一把尺.)(用于调侃我的朋友,希望英文好的大神尽量能把句子修改的诙谐一点.)

Today,I was surprised to see someone bring a ruler with her and I just wonder if this kind of ruler makes you suffer a lot when you were a child.
这样改一下语法就没什么问题了.但是还是太严肃了,没有调侃的意味在里面.我建议你使用下面这个句子.
I was impressed by the ruler in your bag today.Is it the same one that your parents used to beat you when we were little?
我今天被你书包里的尺子惊呆了.那是不是咱们小时候你爸妈常用来教育你的?