英语翻译

哇,你的外教简直是骗你的钱了,要不就是你骗人.
谨以此文,献给XX的所有朋友
This passage is for all the friends of XXX
对XX来说
To XXX
友情比爱情跟重要
friendship is more important than love
XX最重视的就是朋友
XX thinks that friends are everything for him\her
那些会叫他XX的人
those people who calling him\her XX
会跟XX开玩笑、互相贬低却不生气的人
who playing jokes with him\her,who laughing at each other but never get angry
在XX不开心时不开心时不是安慰,而是更加起劲的开玩笑,把XX逗笑的人
who didn't comfort but playing joke hardly to him\her when he\she was unhappy
因为很重视
because of the valuable friendship
所以XX会很喜欢听见你们叫他XX而不是叫他的全名
XX would like to hear you call him\her XX instead of his\her full name
所以XX会很乐意跟你们互相贬低互相开玩笑
XX would like to play jokes with you all
所以XX不想被你们当成讨厌鬼
XX don't want to be a skunk
所以XX很希望可以很多年以后能像现在这样,大家还是很好很好的朋友
so XX hope we can be friends like now many years later
不管你们当不当XX是朋友
whatever you take XX as a friend or not
但在XX的心中,你们永远是XX最重要的人
you are always the most important people in XX's heart.
译完了我觉得XX不应该表白,你充满怨恨又表现谦卑,这样得来的朋友要不要都罢了.走自己的路,等待真心的朋友.真正的朋友不用别人说这些.