请将下面这段话翻译成汉语,谢谢!急用

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请将下面这段话翻译成汉语,谢谢!急用
No man, i am about as different from a Gujarati as possible, with very pronounced Mongol features, and truth be told every time someone mentions Gandhi i am reminded of his experiments with truth, LoL this might sound confusing to you, do not worry plenty of time to talk about these things, welcome for now, may your time here be happy and useful

没有人,我是一个尽可能不同于古加拉特人,非常明显的蒙古的特征,实话说每次有人提到甘地我就想起了他的实验真理,哈哈,这可能听起来令人困惑,不要担心,有充足的时间来谈论这些事情,现在欢迎你,愿你在这里过得愉快并且有价值.
第一句看起来有点奇怪,英文.