寻英语短文...
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寻英语短文...
额(⊙o⊙)… 要求随便一篇英语的文章,最好是关于英语笑话的..急需演讲用.字数嘛,不要太长,因为限时不超过3分钟...内容不要太难,不然听不懂讲的是什么.
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A sign was hung in an office window. It read: Help wanted.Must type 70 words a minute.Must be computer literate.Must be bilingual.An equal opportunity employer. A dog was ambling down the ...