英语翻译

英语翻译
Birthday Gift
Dad:Son,what do you want for your birthday?
Son:Not much dad,just a radio with a sports car around it.
A woman explains to the doctor,"When I touch my arm,ouch,it hurts.When I touch my leg,ouch,it hurts.When I touch my head,ouch,it hurts.When I touch my chest,ouch,it hurts.What's wrong with me?"
The doctor replies,"Very simple.Because your finger is broken."
Stupid?
One day a college professor of psychology was greeting his new college class.He stood up in front of the class and said,"Would everyone who thinks he or she is stupid please stand up?"
After a minute or so of silence,a young man stood up.
"Well,good morning.So,you actually think you're a fool?" the professor asked.
The kid replied,"No sir,I just didn't want to see you standing there all by yourself."
Once there was an old man lived lonely in a small town,he was a good man.And one day,a yong man came to him and said:"Help me!I am very hungry,please give me some food."The old man smiled and gave him some food.The yong man ate the food ,then he left without saying "thank you".The next day,the same thing happened,and the follow days.After a week,when the yong man wanted left,the old man stopped him,the yong man thought for a while and then he asked:"Do you want money?I do not have money."The old man said:"No.I do not want any money.I just want you say:THANK YOU!"
My school trip
Last Sunday,our school had a school to the Tianmu Lake,we all enjoyed ourselves.It was a pleasant trip.
First we climed the hill,when we got to the top of the hill,we saw the whole hill,it was so beautiful,the trees are green and the lake is so blue ,the sky is also very bright ,I felt very excited and had a rest.
In the afternoon ,we went to a little island ,we played games there,and everyone had a nice time .
Last we had to go back to our school ,I took some photos of the lake ,they are nine .
How unforgetful the trip was!