英语翻译
英语翻译
就是下面这个笑话,哪位高人给翻译成英语= =适当删改可以,但是别改动太大,要保留笑点~
part1
一个美国人,一个日本人还有一个中国人走在大沙漠中,走着走着看到一个阿拉丁神灯,擦了擦神灯飘出来一个人来,那个人说:’我是灯神,我能满足你们每个人三个愿望!’
美国人第一个抢着说:’我第一个愿望是要很多的钱.’灯神说:’这个简单,满足你!说说第二个愿望吧.’美国人说:我还要很多的钱!’灯神满足他的愿望后,美国人又说了他的第三个愿望:’把我弄回家.’灯神说:’于是美国人带着很多的钱回了美国.
灯神又问日本人.日本人说:’我要美女!’灯神给了他美女.日本人又说:我还要美女!’灯神也满足了他,给了他美女..日本人最后说到:’把我送回日本.’
灯神把日本人送回国后问中国人要什么.
中国人说:’先来瓶二锅头吧.’灯神给了他.问他第二个愿望是什么.中国人说:再来一瓶二锅头!’灯神问他第三个愿望是什么.
中国人说:’我挺想日本人和美国人的,你把他们都弄回来吧
PART 2
日本人和美国人气的不得了,但又无可奈何,三个人只好继续走.走着走着又看见一个阿拉丁神灯,擦了擦神灯又冒出一个人来,那个人说:’我是刚才那个灯神的徒弟,法力没他高强,所以只能满足你们每个人两个愿望.’日本人和美国人合计合计认为先让中国人说为好,免得一会又被他弄回来.
于是中国人说:’那就先来瓶二锅头吧.’灯神满足了他的愿望.日本人和美国人催促中国人赶快把第二个愿望说出来.中国人喝完二锅头后不紧不慢地对灯神说:’行了,没事了,你丫走吧.’
part3
美国人和日本人气呼呼的跟着中国人继续跋涉,走着走着又看到一个阿拉丁神灯,擦了擦神灯又飘出一个人来,那个人说:’我是那个灯神的徒弟的徒弟,我只能满足你们每个人一个愿望!’美国人急忙抢着说:’我再也不想见到那个中国人了.’灯神说:’好的.’,然后转头问日本人：’你的呢?’日本人急忙说:’我也不想见到那个中国人了.’灯神说:’好的.’,然后转头问中国人：’你的呢?’中国人说：’他们说的都不算’
part4
于是乎美国人和日本人咬牙切齿的跟着中国人,走着走着又看到一个阿拉丁神灯,擦了擦神灯又飘出一个人来,那个人说:’我是那个灯神的徒弟的徒弟的徒弟,我只能满足你们三人一个愿望!’美国人和日本人异口同声的喊道：’那个中国人说的什么都不算’.那个人说：’好的’,于是乎转头问中国人：’你想说什么?’那个中国人说：’让他们都回各自的国家吧,别跟着我受罪了’.
part1
An American,a Japanese and a Chinese walk in the great desert,I went to see an Aladdin's lamp,rubbed it out one person's lamp drift,that person said:'I am a Lamp I can meet each of you three wishes!'
Americans,the first cut in and said:'My first wish is to be a lot of money.' Lamp said:'This simple,to meet you!Talk about second wish it.' The Americans said:I would also like a lot of money !'Lamp satisfy his wishes,the Americans added his third wish:' I get to go home.'Lamp said:' No problem.'Then the Americans took a lot of money back to the United States .
Lamp asked the Japanese.Japanese said:'I want beautiful!' Lamp gave him beautiful.The Japanese said:I would also like beauty!'Lamp also met him and gave him the Japanese beauty ..finally said:'Take me back to Japan.'
Lamp and asked the Japanese to send back the Chinese people want.
The Chinese say:'to have a bottle Erguotou it.' Lamp to him.Asked what his second wish.Chinese people say:come back a bottle of Double pot!'Lamp asked what his third wish.
The Chinese say:'I quite like the Japanese and Americans,you come home they Dounong
PART 2
Japan and the United States extremely popular,but could do nothing,and all three had to go.Walked and saw a Aladdin's lamp,rubbed it's lamp has cropped one person,that person said:'I'm just the Lamp of the disciples,not his magic strength,we can only meet each of you two wishes.'Japanese and American combined together to let the Chinese people,said that as well,so that one will then get back by him.
So the Chinese said:'Double pot,it would first take a bottle.' Lamp satisfy his wishes.Urge the Chinese,Japanese and the Americans quickly the second wish to speak up.Hurry after the Chinese finish Erguotou land on the Lamp said:'Okay,okay,you go Ya.'
part3
Americans and Japanese,the Chinese angrily to follow the journey continues,then walked to see an Aladdin's lamp,rubbed it's lamp to another smell a person,that person said:'I am the Lamp of the disciples apprentice,I can only meet each of you one wish!'Americans quickly cut in and said:' I do not want to see that the Chinese people.'Lamp said:' Yes.',and then turned around and asked the Japanese :'you?'The Japanese quickly said:' I do not want to see that the Chinese people.'Lamp said:' Yes.',And then turned around and asked the Chinese people:' you?'The Chinese say:' they say are not '
part4
Ever followed the Americans and Japanese teeth of the Chinese people,then walked to see a Aladdin's lamp,rubbed it's lamp to another smell a person,that person said:'I am the Lamp of the apprentice the apprentice's apprentice,I can only meet the three of you one wish!'Americans and the Japanese shouted in unison:' that the Chinese have not said what '.The man said:'Yes',and thus be turned around and asked the Chinese people:' You want to say?'The Chinese say:' Let them have it back to their countries,do not follow me suffer a '.