英语笑话（对话形式,三人,有翻译）

Will power意志力
Mike(M) Danny(C),Tommy(T)---classmates
Scene----in the college dorm
Danny is playing a computer game on his laptop.Tommy is sleeping.
Mike came back from a morning jogging.
M:hi,Dan,what are u doing?
D:I am playing war craft.
M:Where is Tommy?
D:yes!
M:What?What's the matter?
D:Don't u see?He is still sleeping.
M:My goodness!I can't believe this!It’s almost nine.He got to get up now.Don't u remember we are required to make up a three people dialogue for tomorrow's oral class?
D:Yes,I do.You wake up Tommy and I will play one more round of war craft.
M:You'd better stop playing right now.We don't have much time to prepare this dialogue.Tommy!Tommy!Wake up!Time to wake up!
T:five more minutes,please.
Mike:No way,Jose.Time really flies.We still have a lot to do.Hurry up.
T:(Tommy sits up in his bed) Can I lie down two more minutes,please,just two more minutes?when Danny finishes his game,I will be fine.(Yawns) I don't know why I am so so sleepy.(Tommy lies down again.)
M:Guys!I am really angry now.Time waits for nobody.If you two don't stop what you are doing now,I will find somebody else to be my partners.
D and T:all right.All right.We listen to u.
M:That's more like it.We need will power.
D and T:what is will power?
M:Will power is trying hard not to do something that you really want to do.
D:You mean like trying not to play war craft?
Mike:right.
T:you mean like trying not to stay up late?
M:right.
Danny turns off his computer.Tommy gets up and goes to the bathroom.
Two minutes later the three maskeetters are working on their assignment.
Danny:Mike,can I take a little break?Let me play one round and we will continue our work?
Tommy:Mike,Can I lie down a minute?My back hurts.
Mike:No!No!No!Let's finish our work first before we do anything.We need will power!
Danny and Tommy:that's true.We need will power!We listen to you.
The end
翻译：
将power意志力
迈克(M)丹尼(C),汤米(T)-classmates——
场景在大学宿舍————
丹尼是玩电脑游戏对他的笔记本电脑.汤米睡着了.
迈克回来,从一个早上慢跑.
男:嗨,阿丹,你在干什么?
医生:我玩战争的工艺.
男:汤米吗?
医生:是的!
男:是什么?发生了什么事?
医生:别你看到了吗?他还在睡觉.
男:我的天啊!我简直不敢相信这一点!这几乎是9.他起床了.你不记得我们被要求做了三个人对话为明天的口语课吗?
是的,我喜欢.你醒来的时候,我将扮演一个托米更圆的战争的工艺.
男:你最好别打吧.我们没有那么多的时间准备这个对话.汤米!汤米!醒醒吧!该起床了!
师:5分钟时间,请.
麦克:没门,何塞.时间飞逝.我们还有很多事情要做.快点.
师:(汤米坐在在床上)我可以躺下两分钟,仅仅两分钟吗?当丹尼结束了他的比赛,我将会做得很好.(的话),我不知道我为什么这么困倦.(汤米躺了.)
男:伙计们!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!我真的生气了.时间等待任何人.如果你不停止你现在正在做的事,我要找别人来作我的伙伴.
和T:好吧.所有的权利.我们听你.
男:那样才像话.我们需要将权力.
和T:什么是意志的力量吗?
男:意志努力不去做一些你真正想做的事.
医生:你的意思是说像试图去玩战争的演技?
迈克:是的.
老师:你是说就像忍住不熬夜到很晚吗?
男:没错.
丹尼关掉他的电脑.汤米起身去洗手间.
两分钟后三个maskeetters正在他们的任务.
丹尼:迈克,我可以稍微休息一下?让我玩一圈,我们将继续我们的工作吗?
汤米:迈克,我可以躺一会儿吗?我背疼.
迈克:不!不!不!让我们完成我们的工作之前,我们什么也做不了.我们需要将力量!!!
丹尼和托米:那是真的.我们需要意志的力量!我们听你的.
结束