英语翻译不要日记,可以是哲理故事和幽默故事,

1Tom and His Mother
"Mother," said little Tom, "did you tell father I wanted a
new bicycle.'?"
"Yes, dear," said his mother. "I told him, but he said he
couldn't afford to buy you one."
"Of course he would say that. But what did you do?"
I told him how badly you wanted it and argued in favor of it,
but he refused.
"Argued? Ah, mother, if it had been something you wanted
you would have cried a little and then you' d have got it !"
汤姆和妈妈
“妈妈,”小汤姆说,“你告诉爸爸我想要一辆新自行车
了吗?”
“是呀,亲爱的,”妈妈说.“我告诉他了,可是他说没
钱给你买.”
“他当然会那么说.可是你怎么做的呢?”
我告诉他你有多么想要,并且也站在你这边据理力争
了,可是他还是拒绝了.
“据理力争?啊!妈妈,如果是你想要什么东西,你就
哭一会儿,然后你就得到了!”
2 Is There a Crib in Your Stomach
When my sister-in-law Leah was expecting her second child,
her son Brian would sometimes touch his mother' s tummy to feel
the baby move. One day, while touching her stomach and not
feeling anything, he asked, "How come the baby isn't moving?"
"The baby is sleeping," replied his mother.
Brian thought for a moment and then said, "You mean you
got a crib in there, too?"
你的肚子里有个小床吗
我嫂子利亚准备生第二个孩子的时候,她的儿子布莱
恩有时就会摸摸她的肚子,感觉一下胎儿的动静.一天,
他摸着妈妈的肚子,却没感觉到任何动静,他便问道：“小
孩为什么不动了?”
他妈妈回答道：“小孩睡着了.”
布莱恩想了一会儿,说道：“你是说你的肚子里有个小
床吗?”
3 Mother and Son
One day Mother looked at Tom' s shoes and said, "Tom,
look at your shoes. How dirty they are! You must clean them."
"Oh, Mother, but I cleaned them only yesterday," said the boy.
"But they are dirty now. You must clean them again"
"I don' t want to clean them today; even if I Clean them to-
day, they will be dirty again tomorrow."
Tom' s mother thought for a moment and said, "All right,
don' t clean them then."
In the evening Tom came back from school. He was very
hungry.
"Mother, give me something to eat, please," he said
"You had your breakfast in the morning, Tom, and you had
your lunch at school," his mother said, smiling.
"I' m hungry again now," cried the boy.
"Oh, really.'? But even if I give you something to eat today,
you will be hungry again tomorrow."
母亲和儿子
一天,妈妈看了汤姆的鞋子说道：“汤姆,看看你的鞋
子.真脏啊!你得洗洗了.”
“哦,妈妈,可我昨天刚洗的啊!”汤姆说.
“可是,现在又脏了啊.你要再洗洗.”
“今天我不想洗；就算今天我洗了,明天还是会脏的.”
汤姆的妈妈想了一会儿,说：“好吧,那就不要洗了.”
晚上,汤姆放学回来.他饿极了.
“妈妈,请给我些吃的吧.”他说.
“汤姆,你早上吃了早饭,中午又在学校吃了午餐.”
他妈妈笑着说.
“我现在又饿了啊.”汤姆叫着.
“哦?真的?可是就算我今天给你吃了东西,明天你也
会又饿的.”
4Quick Service
A man took a pair of shoes to a shoe repair shop and said to the shoemaker, "I'd like you to repair these shoes for me, please."
"Certainly, sir," the shoemaker said.
"When will they be ready?" the man asked.
"I'm a bit busy, but they'll be ready for you on Thursday." he said.
That's fine," the man said, and left the shop.
The next morning he received a letter, offering him a job in another country. Within 24 hours he was on an airplane to his new job.
Twenty years passed and he returned to his hometown.
He remembered his shoes.
"They were a good pair of shoes," he thought. "I wonder if the shoemaker is still there and still has them. I'll go and see.He was pleased to see that the shoemaker was still in the same shop ,although he was an old man by now.
"Good morning," he said to him. "Twenty years ago, I brought in a pair of shoes to be repaired. Do you think you've still got them?"
"Name?" the old shoemaker asked.
"Smith," the man said.
"I'll go and see. They may be out back.
The shoemaker went out to the back of his shop -and a few minutes later returned ,carrying the pair of shoes.
"Here we are," he said. "One pair of brown shoes to be repaired. I'm a bit busy now, but they'll probably be ready on Thursday."
快速服务
一个人把一双鞋子拿到一家鞋店,并对修鞋匠说,“请帮我修这双鞋子.”
“当然可以,先生,”鞋匠说.
“什么时候能修好?”那个人问.
“我有点忙,但到星期四我会修好鞋子的.”他说.
“很好,”那人说,并离开了那家店.
第二天早上,他收到一封信,提供他一份在国外的工作.24小时内,他登上飞机去接受那份新工作.
二十年过去了,他回到了故乡.
他记起了那双鞋.
“那是一双好鞋,”他想,“我想知道鞋匠是否还在那儿,是否还有那双鞋.我要去看看.”
他很高兴看到鞋匠还在那家店里,虽然他已很老了.
“早上好,”他对鞋匠说,“二十年前,我拿了一双鞋子来修.你记得还有那双鞋吗?”
“名字?”老鞋匠问.
“史密斯,”那人回答.
“我去瞧瞧,或许在后面呢.”
鞋匠回到店的后面去,几分钟后又回来了,手里提着那双鞋子,“在这呢,”他说,“一双棕色的鞋子要修.我有点忙,但可以到星期四把鞋子修好.”
5 A Short Holiday
Alan worked in an office in the city. He worked very hard and really looked forward to his holidays.
He usually went to the seaside, but one year he saw an ad in a newspaper "Enjoy country life. Spend a few weeks at Willow Farm. Good food, fresh air, horse riding, walking, fishing. Reasonable prices ."
" This sounds like a good idea." he thought, " I' 11 spend a month at Willow Farm. I'll enjoy horse riding, walking and fishing. They'll make a change from sitting by the seaside.
Four days later he returned home.
"What' s wrong with Willow Farm ?" his friend asked him. " Didn't you enjoy country life ?"
"Country life was fine," Alan said." But there was another problem.
"Oh, what?"
Well, the first day I was there a sheep died, and we had roast lamb for dinner.
Fresh meat is the best."I know, but on the second day a cow died, and we had roast beef for dinner. "
"Lucky you!"
"You don't understand," Alan said." On the third day a pig died and we had roast pork for dinner."
" A different roast every day." Jack exclaimed.
"Let me finish," Alan said." On the fourth day the farmer died and I didn't dare stay for dinner!"
短期假日
亚伦在一个城市的公司工作.他十分努力地工作,期望着休假.
以前休假,他经常去海边.但有一年,他看到报纸上有一则广告：“领略乡村生活.在唯利屋农场度假数周,可享受：美味佳肴、新鲜空气、骑马、散步、垂钓.价格合理.”
“这到是个好主意,”他想,“我要在唯利屋过上一个月,去享受骑马的乐趣,还要去散步、钓鱼.这肯定与坐在海边不同.”
四天后,他回来了.
“唯利屋发生什么事了?”他的朋友问他,“你不喜欢那里的乡村生活吗?”
“乡村生活是很好,”亚伦说,“但是有一个问题.”
“什么?”
“第一天,一只羊死了.我们的饭是烤羊肉.”
“新鲜肉最好.”
“我知道,但是第二天,一只牛死了.于是我们吃的是烤牛肉.”
“你真是幸运.”
“你不知道,”亚伦说,“第三天,一头猪死了.我们就吃烤猪肉.”
“每天吃不同的烧烤.”
“让我说完,”亚伦说,“第四天,农场主死了.我不敢呆在那里吃饭了.”
6 A Woman's answer
A husband said to his wife, " Why did God create women to be beautiful but foolish?"
"Well," his wife answered at once." The reason is very simple. God made us beautiful so men would love us; God made us foolish so we would marry them."
妇女的回答
一位丈夫对他的妻子说：“为什么上帝把妇女创造得如此美丽却又愚蠢呢?”
“噢,”他的妻子立刻回答道,“原因很简单.上帝使我们如此美丽,男人才会爱我们.上帝使我们如此愚蠢,我们才会