誰幫我翻譯一下*英譯中---Im a Wizard,Im a Warlock [ 标签：im,wizard ] 其實只要字面通順就可以,不一定要用詞很華麗,如果能翻得到好感覺最棒,謝謝!Im a Wizard,Im a Warlock I'

誰幫我翻譯一下*英譯中---Im a Wizard,Im a Warlock [ 标签：im,wizard ] 其實只要字面通順就可以,不一定要用詞很華麗,如果能翻得到好感覺最棒,謝謝!Im a Wizard,Im a Warlock I'm a wizard,I'm a warlock,I'm a wonder of the age.I'm a sorcerer,magician,prestidigitator,mage.I can change into a chicken,or perhaps a purple pig.I can wave my wand and,presto,I'm a waffle with a wig.With the power in my pinky I can burst like a balloon or transform into a tiger with the head of a baboon.If I wiggle on my earlobe or I knock upon my knee I become a dancing doughnut or a turtle in a tree.Just a simple incantation and I deftly disappear,which I never should have done because I've been this way all year.And despite my mighty magic I'm impossible to see,for I never learned the spells I need to turn back into me.