英语搞笑（要特别搞笑）三人对话时间大概3分钟多一点,最好离谱点的!

This story is told of a browbeating counsel,who habitually endeavored to terrorize his opponent‘s witnesses．
One witness rather tended to preface his replies with lengthy explanations．
“I want‘yes’or‘no,’”thundered counsel．“There is no need for you to argue the point!”
“But there are some questions which cannot be answered by‘yes’or‘no,’”mildly responded the witness．
“There are not!” snapped the lawyer．
“Oh,” said the witness,“answer this then：“Have you ceased beating your wife?”