求两人的英语对白,经典一点短小一点最好是幽默搞笑一点、然后大家又都熟悉一点的英文对白,比如说加菲猫中的对白等等.最好有中英对照,

[00:05.99]Roman Holiday£¨1£©
[00:12.88]Joe: Hey, hey, hey...Wake up.
[00:15.39]Anne: Thank you.Very much delighted.
[00:17.68]Joe: Wake up.
[00:18.44]Anne: No, thank you.Charmed.
[00:20.16]Joe: Charmed too.
[00:21.48]Anne: You may sit down.
[00:22.79]Joe: I think you'd better sit up.
[00:25.53]You're much too young to get picked up by the police.
[00:28.92]Anne: Police?
[00:29.90]Joe: Yup, police.
[00:31.66]Anne: Oh, 2:15 and back here to change...2:45...
[00:36.62]Joe: You know,people who can't handle liquor shouldn't drink.
[00:40.22]Anne: ¡°If I were dead and buried and I heard your voice,
[00:43.48]beneath the sod,
[00:44.79]my heart of dust would still rejoice¡±...do you know that poem?
[00:48.62]Joe: What do you know.
[00:50.26]You're well-read, well-dressed...snoozing away in a public street.
[00:55.40]Would you care to make a statement?
[00:57.59]Anne: What the world needs is a return to sweetness
[01:00.98]and decency in the souls of its young men...
[01:04.15]Joe: Yeah, I couldn't agree with you more,but...
[01:07.34]Joe: Good morning.
[01:08.77]Anne: Would you be so kind as to tell me where I am?
[01:11.94]Joe: Well, this is what is laughingly known as my apartment.
[01:16.53]Anne: Did you bring me here by force?
[01:18.93]Joe: No, no...quite the contrary.
[01:20.72]Anne: Have I been here all night alone?
[01:23.01]Joe: If you don't count me,yes.
[01:24.88]Anne: So I spent the night here,with you.
[01:28.26]Joe: Well, now, I don't know that I'd use those words...exactly.
[01:33.17]But...from a certain angle...yes.
[01:36.35]Anne: How do you do?
[01:37.55]Joe: How do you do.
[01:38.66]Anne: And you are...
[01:39.75]Joe: Bradley, Joe Bradley.
[01:42.16]Anne: Delighted.
[01:43.25]Joe: You don't know how delighted I am to meet you.
[01:46.42]Anne: You may sit down.
[01:47.74]Joe: Thank you very much.What's your name?
[01:50.07]Anne: You may call me Anya.
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[01:55.32]Minister: Ladies and gentlemen,
[01:57.73]Her Royal Highness will now answer your questions.
[02:01.77]Journalist: I believe at the onset,Your Highness,
[02:05.56]that I should express the pleasure of all of us,
[02:08.40]at your recovery from the recent illness.
[02:11.03]Anne: Thank you.
[02:12.23]Journalist: Does Your Highness believe
[02:14.27]that federation would be a possible solution
[02:17.33]to Europe's economic problems?
[02:19.63]Anne: I am in favor of any measure
[02:21.92]which would lead to closer co-operation in Europe.
[02:25.53]Journalist: And what,in the opinion of Your Highness,
[02:28.58]is the outlook for the friendship among nations?
[02:31.86]Anne: I have every faith in it,
[02:33.94]as I have faith in relations between people.
[02:37.66]Joe: May I say,speaking for my own press service,
[02:41.42]we believe that Your Highness's faith will not be unjustified.
[02:45.69]Anne: I am so glad to hear you say it.
[02:48.97]Journalist: Which of the cities visited
[02:51.27]did Your Highness enjoy the most?
[02:53.56]Anne: Each in its own way was unforgettable.
[02:57.06]It would be difficult to...Rome.
[03:00.61]By all means Rome.
[03:02.36]I will cherish my visit here in memory as long as I live.

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