求一个五分钟内英语搞笑小品剧本要求五分钟内,搞笑,英文,对白简单易懂

A:I think I’clever than you.B D：really?Don't you know I'm a doctor(博士)C:That'nothing. Doctor’s Chinese meaning is the same as the spider(蜘蛛) in chinese.B D：Well,if you can answer our two quie...