How to lose the one you love Out of sight,out of mind.First off,the obligatory warning.Don't try this at home,kids!In the hands of inexperienced laymen,the method I am about to describe will inevitably be a disaster.Like,fatal-type disaster.Consider yourself forewarned.That said,I have to admit that Jillian was truly one to die for.I'd never seen a woman whose visage struck me so deeply — smack-dab in my gut,and various regions nearby.Whenever I saw h

How to lose the one you love Out of sight,out of mind.First off,the obligatory warning.Don't try this at home,kids!In the hands of inexperienced laymen,the method I am about to describe will inevitably be a disaster.Like,fatal-type disaster.Consider yourself forewarned.That said,I have to admit that Jillian was truly one to die for.I'd never seen a woman whose visage struck me so deeply — smack-dab in my gut,and various regions nearby.Whenever I saw her in the flesh,the Mormon Tabernacle Choir would insinuate itself into my brain,and I would reel in response to the ecstasy of her divine musical theme.Many wise men throughout the ages have written about this sensation.Suffice it for me to say that,if she were a predator and I were her prey,I'd gladly give up my bodily organs for her to feast upon.Unfortunately,that was never to be.Jillian didn't even know I existed.Complete bummer.And why shouldn't that be the case?I was an experimental physicist and she a talented concert violinist.We had nothing at all in common between us,aside from the fact that we both lived in the same apartment building.Furthermore,judging from my surreptitious surveillance of her,she already had an intimate relationship with her orchestra's bassoon player.Even more of a complete bummer.In the time it would take me to become a competent enough bassoonist to challenge his role,all the protons in the Universe would have disintegrated.It was a no-win situation.Which is