求英文3分钟幽默小故事3分钟以内的,最好健康点,单词不要太难.最好在2分钟左右

Let me take it down An elephant said to a mouse ,"no doubt that you are the smallest znd most useless thing that Ihave e ver seen ." "Pless ,say it again .Let me take it down ."the mouse said ."I will...