5人英语短话剧剧本要在5分钟左右，最好是搞笑的

以下A\B\C\D\E来代表依次5人 我也是初一的..
A:Hello B, why are you cry?
B:Oh my god! I lost my bag.
C:What color is it?
B:It's blue. Yes blue!
C:Is it yours?
B:No,I think that's D's bag.
D:Yes It's mine.
A:And Is it yours?
B:No,It's black, I think that's E's.
E:Look! your bag is over there!
B:Where?
E:Under the tree!
B:Oh thanks! That's mine!
A:Look that cat! It bites your bag!
B:No! No! Get out here!
你给ABCDE各定义一个名字, 再代入文章.5分钟绝对行.最后一句话有些搞笑色彩.