写一则短小的有趣的英文新闻上海一男子投河自杀,嫌河脏又爬上来.能不能把这句话改成一篇有趣的英文新闻,然后稍微点一下水污染的问题.大概1-2分钟的口语即可

There was ayoung man suffered somedifficulties and then hewanted killed himself but he thought the river was too dirty to jump in so he gave up the thought 希望可以帮到你

Recently heard an interesting piece of news,a man want to jump river.But he don't think the river dirty they climb up.This river is how dirty that men don't want to die there.Are we to thank the sewage disposal factory.They save a life