逗你玩
逗你玩
文章出处：发布时间：2005-09-20
母亲对孩子说：“宝宝,妈妈要去洗衣服去了,有事就大声的叫.”
宝宝说：“嗯”
来了一位中年男人,对孩子说：“小朋友,你叫什么名字啊.”
宝宝说：“我叫小宝,叔叔你呢?”
男人说：“我叫逗你玩”
这个男人走进屋子,开始搬电视,这时小宝大声的叫：“妈,有人在拿我们家电视.”
他妈说：”
小宝说：“逗你玩”
他妈说：“你这小鬼”
男人又开始搬其它东西,小宝又叫了,有人在偷我们家东西.
他妈说：”
小宝说：“逗你玩”
等到那个男人走了,小宝他妈出来了,骂小宝：“你怎么不叫啊?”
小宝说：“我不是跟你说‘逗你玩再偷我们家东西吗!’”
他妈说：“好你一个‘逗你玩’
The mother says to the child:" Baby,mother would do laundry to go to,occupy loudly of is."
The baby say:" H'm"
Come to a middle age man,say to the child:" Kid,you call what name."
The baby say:" I call small treasure,uncle?"
The man say:" I call tease you for fun"
This man walks into the house,starting move the television,at this time small treasure loudly of is:" Mama,someone is taking our appliance to see."
His mama say:" Who?"
The small treasure say:" Tease you for fun"
His mama say:" Your this little devil"
The man starts move other things again,the small treasure called again,someone is stealing our house thing.
His mama say:" Who?"
The small treasure say:" Tease you for fun"
Wait until that man walked,small treasure his mama came out,scolding the small treasure:" You how not call?"
The small treasure say:" I not am to say with you' tease you for fun to steal again our house thing!'"
His mama say:" Good your 1' tease you for fun'