求搞笑的长一点点的英语情景对话,要在一定的环境中发生.幽默的长点的文章也行找了好多都不怎么符合要求,主要是对话要跟一定的情景相关才行!
求搞笑的长一点点的英语情景对话,要在一定的环境中发生.幽默的长点的文章也行
找了好多都不怎么符合要求,主要是对话要跟一定的情景相关才行!
A duck walks into a bar and goes up to the bartender.
The bartender says "What can I get you?"
Duck: Umm. Do you have any grapes?
Bartender (looking surprised and finding the question odd):
No, I'm afraid we don't.
And the duck waddles slowly out of the bar.
The next day at the same time, the duck waddles into the bar, hops up on a bar stool.
Bartender: Hi. What can I get for you?
Duck: Umm. Do you have any grapes?
Bartender (a little annoyed): Hey! Weren't you in here yesterday. Look buddy, we don't have any grapes. OK?
The duck hops off the stool and waddles out the door.
The next day, at the same time, the bartender is cleaning some glasses when he hears a familiar voice
Duck: Umm.. Do you have any grapes?
The bartender is really ticked off.
Bartender: Look. What's your problem? You came in here yesterday asking for grapes, I TOLD you, WE DON'T HAVE ANY GRAPES!! Next time I see your little ducktail waddle in here I'm going to nail those little webbed feet of yours to the floor. GOT me pal?
And the duck hops off the bar stool and waddles out.
The NEXT day at the same time, the duck waddles into the bar, walks up to the bartender and the bartender says,
"What the heck do YOU want?"
Umm. do you have any nails?
What!? OF course not.
Oh. Well, do you have any grapes?
推荐你去看《老友记》里面都是些有趣的对话
你直接查找老友记剧本就可以了
男:This seat empty?(这个座位是空的吧?)女:Yes,and this one will be if you sit down.(是的,如果你坐下,我的座位就是空的.)【我立马走人】男:Haven''t I seen you some place before?(我好像以前在什么地方...