给我一点中英文对照的小故事,短一点了,要经典一点的

One day,a little monkey is playing by the well.
一天,有只小猴子在井边玩儿.
He looks in the well and shouts :
它往井里一瞧,高喊道：
“Oh!My god!The moon has fallen into the well!”
“噢!我的天!月亮掉到井里头啦!”
An older monkeys runs over, takes a look,and says,
一只大猴子跑来一看,说,
“Goodness me!The moon is really in the water!”
“糟啦!月亮掉在井里头啦!”
And olderly monkey comes over.
老猴子也跑过来.
He is very surprised as well and cries out:
他也非常惊奇,喊道：
“The moon is in the well.”
“糟了,月亮掉在井里头了!”
A group of monkeys run over to the well .
一群猴子跑到井边来,
They look at the moon in the well and shout:
他们看到井里的月亮,喊道：
“The moon did fall into the well!Come on!Let’get it out!”
“月亮掉在井里头啦!快来!让我们把它捞起来!”
Then,the oldest monkey hangs on the tree up side down ,with his feet on the branch .
然后,老猴子倒挂在大树上,
And he pulls the next monkey’s feet with his hands.
拉住大猴子的脚,
All the other monkeys follow his suit,
其他的猴子一个个跟着,
And they join each other one by one down to the moon in the well.
它们一只连着一只直到井里.
Just before they reach the moon,the oldest monkey raises his head and happens to see the moon in the sky,
正好他们摸到月亮的时候,老猴子抬头发现月亮挂在天上呢
He yells excitedly “Don’t be so foolish!The moon is still in the sky!”
它兴奋地大叫：“别蠢了!月亮还好好地挂在天上呢!”
I'm Trying to Stop It
"Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected?"
"No, sir, but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other , so I am trying to stop it."
“孩子,你为什么用棉花塞住耳朵?它感染了吗?”
“没有,老师.可是你昨天说你告诉我的知识都是一个耳朵里进,一个耳朵里出,所以我要把它堵在里面.”
“I'm sorry ,Madam ,but I shall have to charge you twenty dollars for pulling your boy's tooth .”
“Twenty d ollars! Why ,I understand you to say that you charged only four dollars for such work!”
“Yes ,but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared four other patients out of the office .”
“对不起,夫人,为您孩子拔牙我要收取20美元.”
“20美元!为什么?不是说好只要4美元.”
“是的,但是你的孩子大喊大叫,把另外四个病人吓跑了.”
TWO： Teacher：We all know that beat causes an object to expand an cold cauese it to contract. Now,can anyone give me a good example?
John：Well ,in the summer the days are long,and in the winter the days are short.
老师：我们都知道热胀冷缩的道理.现在,谁给我举个例子?
约翰：嗯,在夏天天都长,在冬天天都短.