求一篇英语值日报告!

问题描述:

求一篇英语值日报告!
随便一个小故事,励志的,幽默的都可以,但要在2—4分钟内让我把他说完,我找了好久找不到合适的,有合适的又内容不好,谢谢大家帮忙找!

推荐李阳crazy english中的My pledge/my oath
I can't standmy poor English !I can't stand my ten years of wastedtime ! I can't stand being looked down upon!I can't stand being laughedat ! I want to improve my situation !I want to change my life !I want to be successful !I want to be international ! I can't want to let my parents down ! I don't ever want to let my country down !
Most importantly , I don'twant to let myself down! I want to speak perfect English ! I want to understand all kinds of accents ! I want to write beautiful articles! I want to read thousands of books ! I want to translate freely between Chinese and English . I want to be the master of the world's two :Most important languagesChinese and English .
我的誓言
我不能忍受我的破烂英语!我不能忍受我十年来虚度的光阴!我不能忍受被别人看扁!我不能忍受被别人嘲笑!我要改善我的处境!我要改变我的生活!我要成为成功人士!我要成为国际人才!我不想让我的父母失望!我也不想让我的祖国失望!
更重要的是,我不想让我自己失望!我要说出一口纯正的英语!我要听懂各种各样的口音!我要写一手漂亮的文章!我要阅读成千上万的书籍!我要在中英文之间*转换.我要成为世界上最重要的两种语言——汉语和英语的大师.