马克吐温幽默故事的英文法国名人波盖取笑美国人历史太短,说：“美国人没事的时候,往往喜欢怀念祖宗,可是一想到祖父一代,就不能不打住了.” 马克·吐温回敬说：“法国人没事的时候,总是想弄清他们的父亲是谁,可是很难弄清楚.”马克·吐温收到一封信.这是一位青年人写来的,他想向马克·吐温请教成为大作家的诀窍.信中说：“听说鱼含大量的磷质,而磷是有利于脑子的.看来要成为一个大作家,一定要吃很多鱼吧?但不知道你究竟吃的什么鱼,又吃了多少呢?” 马克·吐温回信说：“看来,你得吃一条鲸才行.”的翻译

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