Your Passport Please

Your Passport Please
Mr.Hill arrives at London Airport,at the end of a three week holiday in France.Usually he
wears a beard(留胡须).Since it has been hot there,he has taken it off.But his passport photo
shows him with his beard.An office looks at the photo for a moment,and says:"Will you excuse
me?
Please sit down.I shan't keep you long." With this,he walks away,shows the photo to
a second office,and says:"I know that face." The second officer looks at the passport and asks
where Mr.Hill has come from.When he hears that Mr.Hill has arrived back from Paris,the
second officer smiled and says:"An Englishman with a beard stole a painting in Paris on Friday,
And that man looks just the kind of man ..."
Suddenly it comes to the first officer who Mr.Hill is.He returns to him,and asks:"Did you
teach at the No.2 .High School?" When Mr.Hill answers,in surprise,that he did,the first
officer smiles and says:"I thought so.I'm Jack Smith.You taught me French.You haven't
changed a bit."
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