Offer your friend some heip and reply to his thanks 的英语情景对话

L:Hello!How may I help you?
S:Hi!I’m trying to find a few books,but I’m lost.
L:OK.What books do you need to find?
S:I need to find three English conversation books by Professor Brown.
L:All right.Those books are at the main desk on the third floor.
S:How do I get there?
L:Just take this elevator up two floors.The desk is right outside.
S:Great.Thank you very much!
L:You’re welcome.Good luck!
Barry:Hey Larry~It's great to see you here!
Larry:Oh,hi Barry~What's up with you lately?
Barry:I have been quite busy working around the house.
Larry:Oh yeah?I hope everything's going smoothly.
Barry:Well,actually,could you give me a hand this weekend?
Larry:Is it to do with your house?
Barry:Yes,landscaping my yard.
Larry:That sounds like a big job.
Barry:It might be,it depends on how I decide to do it.
Larry:You don’t know yet?
Barry:I can’t make up my mind.I’m vacillating between desert land-scape with cacti or lush green grass with lots of flowers.What do you think it should be?
Larry:Well,a desert landscape has a lot less maintenance,but nothing beats a nice green lawn.
Barry:Thus my dilemma.What would you do?
Larry:Let me ask you this- how much time will you spend out there.
Barry:With my schedule,probably not much.
Larry:Then I would go with the desert.Keeping up a grass lawn is a lot of work.
Barry:Yea,I think you are right.
Larry:Ok then,I'll see you this weekend.
Woman：Hello,is that the police station?
Police：Yes.
Woman：Is it true you catch burglars（窃贼）?
Police：Yes,that’s right.
Woman：Could you catch one for me?
Police：Pardon?
Woman：I haven’t got any keys and I don’t know how to get into my house
A：Why are all those people running?
B：They are running a race to get a cup.
A：Who will get the cup?
B：The person who wins.
A：Then why are all the others running?
A：I’m fed up with my marriage.
B：Why do you say that?Everyone thinks that you have a wonderful wife.
A：Oh,no.Years ago,when we were poor,we had to do our best to make ends meet.It was a hard time,but we were happier then.
B：Now you are quite rich,aren’t you?
A：Yes,but we are always squabbling（争论）about unimportant things.
B：That sounds like everyday married life to me.
The distinguished old man was being interviewed by a journalist.“ I understand,sir,” said the journalist,“ that you have just celebrated your ninetieth birthday.”
“ That is correct － ninety years of age and I haven't an enemy in the world.”
“ That's wonderful,sir.”
“ Not an enemy in the world.They're all dead!”
“ Well,sir,I hope to have the privilege of interviewing you on your one hundredth birthday.”
“ I don't see why not,young man,” said the eminent personage,“ You look perfectly fit to me!”