英语趣味题

1.Why are girls afraid of the letter C
1.Because it makes fat fact!
2.Why is the letter E so important?
2.Because it’s the beginning of everything!
3.Why are the letter G and letter S in "gloves" close to each other?
3.Because there is love between them!
4.What letter is an animal
4.It’s the letter B!
5.What letter is a question?
5.It’s the letter Y!
6.Why is U the jolliest letter?
6.Because it’s in the midst of fun!
7.How do you feel today?
7.With my hands ,of course!
8.How can you make a rope shorter without cutting or winding it?
8.Take a longer rope and compare with it!
9.Why do people wish for something they haven’t got?
9.What else is there to wish for?You cease to wish for it once you get it!
10.What can you tell from Peter’s record card with extremely poor grades?
10.He didn’t cheat!
11.What does everybody do at the same time?
11.Grow old!
12.What resembles half a pie?
12.The other half!
13.Who works only one day in a year but never gets fired?
13.Santa Claus 圣诞老人
14.When do people have two mouth?
14.When there’s two of them 有两个人时!
15.Why do lions eat raw meat?
15.They don’t know how to cook 他们不知道如何烹饪!
16.How many sides does a circle have?
16.Two.The inside and the outside!
17.What animal can jump as high as a tree?
17.All animals,for trees can’t jump!
18.How can you be completely sleepless for seven days and still lack no rest?
18.Sleep at night!
19.Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
19.At the bottom!
20.If you throw a stone into the Red Sea,what will it become?
20.Wet!