5分钟左右的英语搞笑短剧~急（要有汉语翻译）

One day,the phone rang,and a little boy answered.
"May I speak to your parents?"
"They're busy."
"Oh.Is anybody else there?"
"The police."
"Can I speak to them?"
"They're busy."
"Oh.Is anybody else there?"
"The firemen."
"Can I speak to them?"
"They're busy."
"So let me get this straight -- your parents,the police,and the firemen are there,but they're all busy?What are they doing?"
"Looking for me."
他们忙着呢
一天,电话响了,一个小男孩接起电话.
“我可以和你的爸妈说话吗?”
“他们忙着呢!”
“哦.旁边还有别人吗?”
“有警察.”
“我能和他们说话吗?”
“他们忙着呢!”
“哦,那还有别人吗?”
“还有消防员.”
“我能和他们说话吗?”
“他们忙着呢!”
“哦,那就是说：你爸妈,警察和消防员都在旁边,但是他们都在忙.他们在干嘛呢?”
“他们在找我.”
2 前台小姐：“hello?”
老外：“hi.”
前台小姐：“you have what thing?”
老外：“can you speak English?”
前台小姐：“if I not speak English,I am speaking what?”
老外：“can anybody else speak English?”
前台小姐：“you yourself look.all people are playing,no people have time,you can wait,you wait,you not wait,you go.” 老外：“good heavens.anybody here can speak English?”
前台小姐：“ shout what shout,quiet a little,you on earth have what thing.”
老外：“I want to speak to your head.”
前台小姐：“head not zai.you tomorrow come.”