求英语小故事或笑话,越短越好不好意思,忘了一条,再加上中文翻译

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求英语小故事或笑话,越短越好
不好意思,忘了一条,再加上中文翻译

My teacher asked me to spell a long word,as long as possible.
I said,"SMILES".
She said "It got only 6 letters?"
I said,"But it is a mile long between the first and the last letter!"