谁有英语搞笑短文,两人对话形式的,时间在3-5分钟之间,连带翻译?

Teacher:Tom,your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brother’s.Did you copy his?
Tom:No sir,it’s the same dog.
(The teacher is angry.At the same time,Frank coming.)
Teacher:Why are you late,Frank?Don't you konw it's already 9:00.
Frank :I am very soory ,madam.Because of the sign.
Teacher:What sign?
Frank :The one that says “School Ahead,Go Slow”.
(Teacher.)
老师:Tom,你的作文"我的狗狗"里写的东西和你哥哥写得一模一样.你是不是抄袭了他的?
Tom:不是这样的,老师!我们俩养的是同一只狗狗.
老师:Frank,说为什么你迟到了.你难道不知道现在几点了,都九点了!
Frank:因为,因为那个标志.
老师:神马标志?
Frank:那个写着,前方是学校,慢行!的标志...
老师.（结局大家可想而知）