Hello.Haven't come message don't laugh at me,oh翻译中文是什么意思

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Hello.Haven't come message don't laugh at me,oh翻译中文是什么意思

这是地道的中式英语,不过可以猜是什么意思:
好久没查看消息了,不要笑我噢
正确的表达应该是:
Hello.I haven't checked my messages for a long time.Please do not laugh at me.Okay?