英语阅读题,

英语阅读题,
One day a few years ago a very funny thing happened to a neignbor of mine.He was a teacher at one of the London's medical schools.He had finished his teaching for the summer term and was at the airport on his way to Russia to give a lecture.
He had put a few clothes and his lecture notes in his shoulder bag
,but he had put Rupert ,the skeleton(人体骨骼) to be used in his lecture ,in a large brown suitcase(箱子).At the airport desk,he suddenly thought that he had forgotten to buy a nespaper .He left his suitcase near the desk and went over to the shop .
When he got back he discoverd that someone had taken his suitcase by mistake .He often wonders that they said when they got home and found Rupert.
1.What is the best title can you give to this passage?
2.Why did the teacher put a skeleton in his suitcase
3.What happened at the airport?
4.How did the teacher feel about the incident?
5.What do you think might have happened afterwards?
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