现在急需一篇英语趣味小故事,演讲用,最好可以带翻译,最好能加上动作表演,

1.The Perfect Son.A:I have the perfect son.B:Does he smoke?A:No,he doesn't.B:Does he drink whiskey?A:No,he doesn't.B:Does he ever come home late?A:No,he doesn't.B:I guess you really do have the perfec...