趣味英语写作
问题描述：
趣味英语写作
请用“shop,assistant,doctor,reporter,policeman,policewoman,waiter.bank clerk,hospital,now,star,nurse,money,give,dangerous,talk,TV station,thief,uniform这些单词串成一个有趣的故事,要写的离奇古怪搞笑.
必须句子中的语法要正确，字数在200个单词以上。
答
today is sunday.the weather is very fine.in a shop,a shop assistant in blue uniform is talking with a waiter.