小学五年级英语春节小诗歌,小故事,笑话

The Dog And The Shadow 狗和它的影子
A DOG,crossing a bridge over a stream with a piece of flesh in his mouth,saw his own shadow in the water,and took it for that of another Dog,with a piece of meat double his own in size.He therefore let go his own,and fiercely attacked the other Dog,to get his larger piece from him.He thus lost both:that which he grasped at in the water,because it was a shadow; and his own,because the stream swept it away.
一条狗嘴里叼块肉,来到一座桥上.它看见水里有自己的影子,以为是另一条嘴里也叼着一块比自己那块肉大一倍的狗.它忙丢下自己嘴里的那块肉,猛力地攻击水里的狗.试图去抢它的肉.结果,它两块肉都得不到.因为那只是一个影子,它自己的影子而已.真正的肉也被水冲走了.
Which do you find more important,money or friends?
B:Friends,of course.
A:Why?
B:I can always borrow money from friends.
钱和朋友
甲：你认为钱和朋友哪一个更重要?
乙：当然是朋友.
甲：为什么?
乙：我总可以从朋友那儿借到钱
.THE ANT AND THE DOVE
蚂蚁和鸽子
One hot day,an ant was searching for some water.After walking around for some time,she came to a spring.
To reach the spring,she had to climb up a blade of grass.While making her way up,she slipped and fell into the water.
She could have drowned if a dove up a nearby tree had not seen her.Seeing that the ant was in trouble,the dove quickly plucked off a leaf and dropped it into the water near the struggling ant.The ant moved towards the leaf and climbed up there.Soon it carried her safely to dry ground.
Just at that time,a hunter nearby was throwing out his net towards the dove,hoping to trap it.
Guessing what he was about to do,the ant quickly bit him on the heel.Feeling the pain,the hunter dropped his net.The dove was quick to fly away to safety.
MORAL:One good turn deserves another.
2.A Simple Gesture 举手之劳
Mark was walking home from school one day when he noticed the boy ahead of him had tripped and dropped all of the books he was carrying,along with two sweaters,a baseball bat,a glove and a small tape recorder.Mark knelt down and helped the boy pick up the scattered articles.Since they were going the same way,he helped to carry part of the burden.As they walked Mark discovered the boy's name was Bill,that he loved video games,baseball and history,and that he was having lots of trouble with his other subjects and that he had just broken up with his girlfriend.They arrived at Bill's home first and Mark was invited in for a Coke and to watch some television.The afternoon passed pleasantly with a few laughs and some shared small talk,then Mark went home.They continued to see each other around school,had lunch together once or twice,then both graduated from junior high school.They ended up in the same high school where they had brief contacts over the years.Finally the long awaited senior year came and three weeks before graduation,Bill asked Mark if they could talk.
Bill reminded him of the day years ago when they had first met."Did you ever wonder why I was carrying so many things home that day?" asked Bill."You see,I cleaned out my locker because I didn't want to leave a mess for anyone else.I had stored away some of my mothers sleeping pills and I was going home to commit suicide.But after we spent some time together talking and laughing,I realized that if I had killed myself,I would have missed that time and so many others that might follow.So you see,Mark,when you picked up those books that day,you did a lot more,you saved my life."
-John W.Schlatter (true story)