急求一片小故事.英语的

1.Just after class,a teacher asked to a student"Boy, why have you got cotton in your ear? Is it infected? You look very pain," "No, sir,but you just told me everything my a ear went in one ear and out. so I am trying to stop it."
“孩子,你为什么用棉花塞住耳朵?它感染了吗?” “没有,老师.可是你昨天说你告诉我的知识都是一个耳朵里进,一个耳朵里出,所以我要把它堵在里面.
2.” Last week, Mrs Black went to London. She didn’t know London very well, and she lost her way. Suddenly she saw a man near a bus stop. She went up to the man and said, “Excuse me! Can you tell me the way to the hospital, please?” The man smiled. He didn’t know English! He came from Germany. But then he put his hand into his pocket, and took out an English dictionary. He looked up some words. Then he said slowly, “I’m sorry I can’t understand you.”
上周,布莱克夫人去了一趟伦敦.她不太熟悉伦敦,结果她迷路了.突然她在一个公共汽车站附近看见一位男子.她急忙向这位男子走去,说道：“劳驾您一下!请您告诉我去医院的路,好吗?”这位男子笑了.他听不懂英语.他来自德国.但是他将手伸进了自己的衣袋里,从里面掏出了一本英语词典.他查找到了一些单词.然后他一字一句地说：“我很抱歉我听不懂你说的话.”
3.It was a cold winter day in 1919. A small boy was walking along the street in London. His name was Tom. He was very hungry. He wanted to buy some bread, but he had no money. What could he do? When he was very young, he wanted to be a great man in the world of films. So he worked to sing and dance well. Thirty years later, the boy became one of the famous people in the world.
那是1919年的一个寒冷的冬天.一个小男孩正漫步在伦敦的街头.他的名字叫汤姆.他饿极了.他想买一些面包,可是他身无分文.他该怎么办呢?当他非常年幼的时候,他就想当一名电影世界中的伟人.所以他努力把歌唱好,把舞跳好.三十年之后,这个小男孩真地成为了电影世界中的著名人物之一.
4.A Monkey and a Tiger
Today I amvery happy to stand here, telling you a story:A Monkey and a tiger .Every one thinks the monkey is very small, but the tiger isstrong.In this story Little Monkey uses his wisdow to bit the tiger. just remenber those who are weak can beat those who are strong. let's share the story.
An old tiger lives in the forest. He does not want to look for food . He often tells other animals to bring him something to eat.
　　 One day He sees a monkey and says," I'm hungry, monkey. Go to the village and bring me a fat pig."
　　"Oh, Tiger," says the monkey. "I can't do that now. There is another tiger over there. He also wants a fat pig. He will not let me get anything for you to eat. I am afraid of him."
　　"What?" cries the tiger. "Show me that tiger. I will teach him a lesson ."
　　"Come with me," says the monkey.
　　The monkey and the tiger get to a bridge over the river. "Now look down at the water," says the monkey.
　　"Do you see the head, the white teeth and the big green eyes of a tiger?"
　　"Yes, I do," says the old tiger," I will eat him up!"
“Grr…! So you told Monkey not to bring me anything?!Grrr … I’ll kill you!”
With these words the tiger jumped into the river. He did not come out again.
“Ha,ha, ha! Goodbye, Mr Tiger,” said the monkey and he wentaway .