英语翻译BTom didn't live too far from school .So he went there and back on foot every day.On his way to school he passed a wet playground when it rained.One day the boy came home very wet.His mother became angry and said,“Don't play in the water on your way home or to school.”The next day he came home very wet again.His mother became even angrier."I'll tell your father if you come home wet again."she said ,"Then he'll punish you.”The next day the young bo

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B
Tom didn't live too far from school .So he went there and back on foot every day.On his way to school he passed a wet playground when it rained.One day the boy came home very wet.His mother became angry and said,“Don't play in the water on your way home or to school.”
The next day he came home very wet again.His mother became even angrier."I'll tell your
father if you come home wet again."she said ,"Then he'll punish you.”
The next day the young boy was dry when he came home from school."you were a good boy today,"his mother sida,"You didn't play in the water.""No,"he answered sadly ,"There were so many older boys in the water when I got there this afternoon that there wasn't any room for me at all."
C
A man had to go to court ,and he asked his lawyer which judge would be hearing his case.His lawyer told him and then said,"Do you know him?"
The man answered,"No,but I want to know his name so that I can send him a dozen bottles of good wine."
The lawyer was terribly shocked and said,"you can't to do that .You would be sure to lose the case."
Some weeks later the case was heard,and the man won it .As he was leaving the court,he said to his lawyer,"My present to the judge was quite successful,wasn't it?" The lawyer was even more shocked than before ,and said,"what?Did you really send him that wine after I warned you?"
"Yes ,certainly,"answered the man."But I put my opponent's name on the card which I sent with the wine"
D
One day a few years ago a very funny thing happened to a neighbor of mine.He is a teacher at one of London's big medical schools.He had finished his teaching for the summer term and was at the airport on his way to Russia to gaive a lecture.
He had put a few clothes and his lecture notes in his shoulder bag,but he had put Rupert,the skeleton to be used in his lecture,in a large brown suitcase .At the airport desk,he suddenly thought that he had forgotten to buy a newspaper.He left his suitcase near the desk and went over to the shop.
When he got back he discovered that someone had taken his suitcase by mistake .He often wonders what they said when they got home and found Rupert.