Once an old man went to see a doctor. The doctor looked him over carefully and said,“ Medicine won

有一位老人去看医生。医生仔细地给他检查后，说，"医学赢了"

Once an old man went to see a doctor.The doctor looked him over carefully and said,“Medicine won't help you.You must have a good rest.Go to bed early,drink milk,walk a lot and smoke one cigar a day.
Go to the country a month.”
After a month the man came to the doctor,“How are you?”said the doctor,“I'm gald to see you again.You look much younger.”
“OH!Doctor,I feel quite well now,”said the man,“I had a good rest.Iwent to bed early,drank of milk and walk a lot.You radice certainly helped me,but you told me to smoke one cigar a day almost killed me first.It's no joke to star smoking at my age!”
译文：
一次,一个老人去看医生.医生给他诊断得很仔细,说：“药已经不能帮助你了.你必须很好的休息.很早就去床上休息,喝一些牛奶,多走走,而且每天只能抽一根雪茄.去乡村生活一个月.”
一个月之后,这个老人又去见了这个医生一次.“你怎么样了?”医生说：“我很高兴再见到你.你看上去年轻多了.”“嗨!医生,我感觉我现在完全好了.”老人说,“我很好的休息.很早的睡觉,喝一些牛奶并且多走走.你的忠告无疑帮助了我.但是你让我每天抽一支雪茄,这几乎像杀了我.要知道在我这个年龄开始抽烟可不是一件轻松的事!”