求一个英文小故事~我们英语老师叫我们每天上课前讲一个小故事~可以是笑话~求哪位给我一个经典的英文小故事或者笑话啊~里面单词不要太难了~这个要求要背的~并请各位把中文一起写上~

新老师
The New Teacher
George comes from school on the first of September.
"George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother.
"I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too."
新老师
9月1日, 乔治放学回到家里.
“乔治,你喜欢你们的新老师吗?” 妈妈问.
“妈妈,我不喜欢,因为她说3加3得6, 可后来又说2加4也得6.”