英语帝进来,关于课前free talk
英语帝进来,关于课前free talk
明天就轮到我free talk了.
本人英语不好,发音又不准,现在真的很头疼.
求一段短小简洁内容新颖的微型free talk.
要顺口的,内容真实新颖的,最好有点搞怪的.
不超过80个单词.
英语帝帮帮忙,明天就到我了,急死了.
好的我追加500分.
说个简短的笑话,搞活气氛,一定能拿到好成绩.
Hi Everybody.Today I want to tell you a joke.
One day an American walks into an Office in China and says to the lady receptionist “Hi.”
The lady says:"You have what thing?"
The American says:"Can you speak English?" The Lady says：“If I not speak English,I am speaking what?”
The American says：“Can anybody else speak English?”
The lady says：“You yourself look.All people are playing,no people have time,you can wait,you wait; you not wait,you go!”
The American says：“Good heavens.anybody here can speak English?”
The lady says：“Shout what shout,quiet a little,you on earth have what thing ”
The American says：“I want to speak with your boss.”
The lady says：“Boss not zai.you tomorrow come!”