初一英语值日报告（修改）
初一英语值日报告（修改）
Hello,everybody!My Chinese name is Xie AiLing,and my English name is Tina.I'm from ZiYang.Today is September the nineteen th,Today is Monday and a nice day,I'm very happy.I'm 12 years old and my birthday is November the nine th.I study in the CHENGDU EXPERIMENTAL FOREIGN LANGUAGES SCHOOL WEST CAMPUS,Grade1,Class1B.I like dogs,I like to eat lolipop.Now,I'm telling a joke to you,It's very short.
首先求个初一新生一般都听得懂的很简短的笑话
然后,帮忙修改一下我上面那段英文,主要修改,语法错误,用词错误,还有,能用更简单的词表达就帮忙修改一下（修改处,用中文表示,如果可以,就再写下为什么要修改）谢谢
很不错!
1. Today is September the nineteenth（注意写法）.(避免重复,不再用today)It's Monday and it's a nice day. I'm very ...
2. 学校名前面不加the.
I study in CHENGDU EXPERIMENTAL FOREIGN LANGUAGES SCHOOL WEST CAMPUS, ...
3. I like dogs,（中间用个and 连接）and I like to eat lollipops(lollipop两个ll,表喜欢用复数,加s).
笑话：Nest and Hair
My sister is a teacher. One day, a boy comes and tells her, there is a bird making a nest in the tree.
"Where is the bird?" my sister asks.
"I can't see the bird. I only see the nest." the boy answers.
"Then can you tell us about the nest?" my sister says.
"Well, it looks like your hair. "
建议下次duty report表演,笑话有可能同学们听不懂.