翻译英语幽默小故事
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翻译英语幽默小故事
1.We Left Nothing
Mrs Browm was going out for the day.She locked the house and tacked a note for the milkman on the door:"NOBADY HOME.DON`T LEAVE ANYTHING.'
When she got back that night,she found her door borken open and her house ransacked.On the note she had left,she found the following message added:"THANKS!WE HAVEN`T LEET ANYTHING!'
2.Excuse For Speeding
Harry and Lloyd were speeding down the road.A police car pulled them over.
"Why on earth were you driving so fast?'the policeman yelled.
"Our brakes are no good,so we wanted to get there before we had an accident!'
答
布朗太太出去了.她锁了门,然后在门上贴了一张字条给送奶工“没有人在家,什么都不要留下”.她晚上回来的时候发现,她的门被撬开了,而且被洗劫一空.在那张她留下的字条上她看到了“谢谢!我们没有什么都没有留下”Harry ...