紧急翻译一段English joke!3Q!~

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紧急翻译一段English joke!3Q!~
The following story took place at an American airport .
The long wait at airport security was tough on the five-year-old boy.To keep him from making a disturbance ,his mother decided to distract him with a civics lesson .
"Johnny ,do you know what's special about America?"
"No ."he pouted.
"In America,everyone is free to do things,go places,own whatever theywant...anything except hurt other people."
Johnny looked ahead at the people being searched by the airport security guards,and nodded ."I think I want to go to America."

下面的故事发生在一个美国机场机场安全中心前长时间的等待,已经让5岁的男孩忍受不了了,为了不让他骚动他妈妈打算给他讲讲公民课程以分散注意力“Johnny,你知道美国的特点么?”“不知道”他撅着嘴“在美国,每个人都可...