英语翻译首先说明的是我不是什么帅哥,请各位亲爱的女士不要对我存在什么的幻想了.请允许我作一个简单的自我介绍.我叫##,不满30岁,来自于辽宁省沈阳市.加入##公司,是一个不错的决定,让我可以看见未来的美好前景.我们将会是一个更加有凝聚力的团队,希望我的加入会让我们团队为公司创造出一个奇迹.祝愿公司的每位员工,每天都有快乐相伴.

First, note that I am not a guy, please do not tell me dear lady there anything fantasy. Hello everyone, please allow me to make a simple self-introduction. My name is # #, under 30 years old, from Shenyang City, Liaoning Province. Join # # company, is a good decision, so I can see the future prospects. We will be a more cohesive team, I hope I will join our team for the company to create a miracle. I wish the company every employee, every day happy companions.撤消修改Alpha

这个不符合 英国人的英语逻辑，他们就算不算也要说自己是帅哥，这样有自信
我先帮你改下汉语如下：
首先说明 我是帅哥，请各位亲爱的女士积极幻想
大家好，请允许我做一个简单的自我介绍
我叫 不满30岁 来自辽宁省沈阳市
加入** 公司 是一个不错的决定，让我可以看见未来的美好前景。
我们将会是一个更加有凝聚力的团队，希望我的加入会让我们团队为公司创造出一个奇迹。
祝愿公司的每位员工，每天都有快乐相伴。
First of all， thanks to have a opportunity to introduce to everyone，I am a gentleman and welcome to all ladies positive fantasies
This is ** ，under 30 years old, from Shenyang City, Liaoning Province. Joining # # company, is a good decision, so I can see the future prospects. We will be a more cohesive team, I hope I will join our team for the company to create a miracle. I wish the company every employee, every day happy companions

Frist of all,I'm not a handsome boy.I hope every charming lady in here do not have any anticipate to my appearance.
And now,let me have a breif introdunction of myself.
My name is .I'm less than 30 years old.I'm come from Shenyang,Liaoning province.
It is a wise decision to jion this company.It can makes me see the rosy prosoect in the future.
I think our team will be more united,and I hope that my joining will make our team to create a miracle
for our company.
Ok,that's all what I want to say.
Wish you happy everyday.