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Once upon a time there were 3 BIG pigs. 参考:)~
《三只小猪》英文故事
One day it rained and the pigs got wet. So they each decided to build a house. The next day, the first pig looked around to see what he could build his house with.
1pig decided to build A Pizza Box House
So the first pig built a house out of pizza boxes!
The second pig looked around to see what he could build his
house with. He decided to build a.Soda Can House
So the second pig built his house out of soda cans!
The third pig was the smartest.
He decided to build his house out of strong bricks
All 3 pigs were in their house when a big bad wolf came along.
"little pig,little pig,let me in" said the wolf
"not by the hair on my chinny chin chin"said the pig
"then i'll just have to blow your house"said the wolf
and he blown the house away
"little pig,little pig,let me in" said the wolf to the 2nd
pig
"not by the hair on my chinny chin chin"said the pig
"then i'll just have to smash your house"said the wolf
and he smashed the house away
"little pig,little pig,let me in" said the wolf to the 3rd
pig
"not by the hair on my chinny chin chin"said the pig
"then i'll just have to "said the wolf thinking what to do
with the strong brick house
so the wolf decided to dig the ground in to the house
but of the concereate floor the wolf can't dig through so he
give up and ran away and never came back all the three pigs lived happily with good heavy food in the
brick hous

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