英语一分半演讲内容：最好是讲一个笑话或者是轻松搞笑的事情.形式：一个人或是两个人的对话都可以.另：本人现在高二,请发适合我的材料,不要太幼稚,不过也不用太难啦.最好是那种能活跃气氛的 笑话之类的，无所谓时间

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A:Hi!Good morning,everybody!My name is xxx.
I will be your dragoman (tour guide) for your trip in Guilin.
B:It seems there are so many beautiful sceneries inGuilin.What are we going to see first?
A:Today we are going to visit Elephant Trunk Hill.
B:Elephant Trunk hill?Sounds interesting.
A:Right,as its name suggests,the hill looks like a giant elephant drinking water with its trunk in the Li River.
B:Are we going to take the Li River boat ride today?
A:No.Tomorrow we will because the boat ride is a one day trip.
B:Oh,I can’t wait to take the boat ride.There is a saying that goes like this “ Guilin boasts the most beautiful scenery under Heaven.”
A:You are absolutely right.Seeing is believing.You will see it tomorrow.Ok,let’s go to the Elephant Trunk hill first.
B:Ok.Let’s go.
A:Here we are.Look!That is Elephant Trunk hill .You can see that between the trunk and the legs there is a moon-shaped cave,
B:I see halfway up the hill there is a cave which goes through the hill .Does that serve as the eyes of the elephant?
A:Yes.That is the eye of the elephant.On top of the hill stands a pagoda named Puxian Pagoda,built in the Ming Dynasty (1368-1644).
B:Could you do me a favor?
A:sure.
B:Could you take a picture for me?
A:ok.S-m-i-l-e!
B:Thank you so much.
A:You are welcome.Let’s go to our next scenery Reed Flute Cave.
B:Hooray!
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