求一英语值日生报告文章!

Hello,boys and girls .My name is ...I am ...years old.
I'm on duty today.
I hope I can make friends with you .
Now I will tell you a joke
A speeding motorist was waved down by a police patrol car.“I'm going to give you a ticket for speeding,” said the policeman,writing his note.“You've been driving over 60 miles per hour.”
“Would you mind making it 100,officer?” was the reply.“You see,I'm going to sell the car.”
That's all ,thank you .
男孩们和女孩们,我的名字叫.我今年.
今天是我的值日
我希望能和大家做朋友
现在我要给大家讲一个笑话
一名超速行驶的驾驶员被巡逻警车拦住后,警察一边做记录,一边说：“我要给你开一张超速罚单,因为你刚才的车速已经超过了60英里.”
“警官,请你把时速写为100英里好吗?你知道,我正要打算卖这辆车.”
就这些,
hello,everyone.today,I am on duty,it's sunny and everyone is here .I want to tell you something about inventions.We study everyday,.when we study at night,we need use light .everybody knows that the light was invented by Edison.but do you know when was it invented?It was invented in 1879.Edison invented light ,because he worked very hard .although he had failed,but he always work hard,at last,he succeed.we can learn that we should work hard in our life.another invention is computer ,we use it everyday.we use it look for some information,play and so on .it was invented in 1946,which is called ENIAC.ok.thats all.thanks.
大家好,今天我值日.今天天气晴朗,每位同学都到了.我想和大家说一下关于发明的事情.我们每天都在学习,当我们晚上学习的时候,我们要使用电灯.每个人都知道电灯是爱因斯坦发明的.但是你们知道是什么时候发明的吗?它它发明于1879年.爱因斯坦很努力才发明了电灯.虽然他失败了很多次但是因为他的努力最后他成功了.从中我们可以学习到我们一生都要努力学习.另一项发明是电脑,我们每天使用它,我们用它来查找信息,玩游戏等.他发明于1946年,它被成为ENIAC.我的报告完了,